Your demise is reprieve for me...

Its last flip..
Breaking news.. MY PHONE JUST GOT SEVERED MUTILATED.. The word "severely" may have been a more correct term but the head really dropped off its neck so I guess "severed" is more apt.

Its "blood vessels and collarbone" have been jutting out since a slight tremor during the festivities, resulting in permanent irreversible fractures. In its terminal stage, the subject seemed to aim for more optimal use of its abilities, leading to less sluggish behaviour and more physical agility, such that my msgs stop lagging and its head can swish about just like hair can.

In other words my phone somehow landed itself in such dire shit that its better off changed. At least it died on me in a bountiful period of the yr. SE K800i is mine tml. At least I have a good reason to count my bounty early this yr.

Even though I did hope that my phone will die fast in the past (this sadism arose due to its extreme lag), I did not expect such inconvenience. Having to copy my reminders and probably my contacts.. Also the con of changing a phone at this pt of time means that my bounty is reduced. Sad...

Nonetheless, it HASNT really been nice working with u and Im HARDLY sad to see u leave. All the best in the cyber hardware graveyard..