A reply to the entry with an intriguing title..
I did not reply on Sat because I was so sleep deprived and I came back late last night (again)..
Thus it was straight to the sack for me.
The slash thing actually referred to my job at the shipyard. We waited for nearly 2 hrs. From 130pm to ard 3plus. Nothing happened. Just sitting in the cabin of a brand new cruise. The only thing that happened was the testing of the life jacket under our seats and talking to the guy next to u. Im so glad I had ZQ for company. Otherwise I would have been smothered by the solitude and the sleazy company around. A couple of Ah Bengs and some Ah Lian bimbos around. Luckily no smoking in the cabin. Even our handphones were confiscated from us due to the no photography rule in shipyards. Wallets and small valuables were advised to be kept in their safekeeping lest we lose them during the exercise. Thus I had no mode of entertainment in such claustrophobic, xenophobic circumstances.
Then suddenly, "THIS IS THE CAPTAIN SPEAKING, PLEASE WEAR YR LIFE VEST". When we are done, the next moment, they ushered us out of the door and pushed us down this rubber slide, the kind u see when planes evacuate people. Either its my own luck, own absent-mindedness, or their negligence, I got a fucking abrasion when I slid down that slide.
They did not tell us to cross our hands when we slide down, nobody else did it, and I forgot to do it. Thus this mishap. Of course I did not whine about it cos it was totally redundant and pussy to do so. Moreover its jus a superficial wound. However it does look like a knife slash.
When my friends saw my knife slash, they enquired the details. I just said that some gangster told me that if I allowed him to slash me, he will give me $30. Apparently some ppl did believe it for a while there... Laughable..
Anyway just for sheer waiting and some quick sliding down to this mega rubber raft (which leaked for a moment cos nobody covered one opening) , I got $30 for 3 hrs of work. Cool!!
Omit the abrasions and I may just do slides till university starts.
Thus it was straight to the sack for me.
The slash thing actually referred to my job at the shipyard. We waited for nearly 2 hrs. From 130pm to ard 3plus. Nothing happened. Just sitting in the cabin of a brand new cruise. The only thing that happened was the testing of the life jacket under our seats and talking to the guy next to u. Im so glad I had ZQ for company. Otherwise I would have been smothered by the solitude and the sleazy company around. A couple of Ah Bengs and some Ah Lian bimbos around. Luckily no smoking in the cabin. Even our handphones were confiscated from us due to the no photography rule in shipyards. Wallets and small valuables were advised to be kept in their safekeeping lest we lose them during the exercise. Thus I had no mode of entertainment in such claustrophobic, xenophobic circumstances.
Then suddenly, "THIS IS THE CAPTAIN SPEAKING, PLEASE WEAR YR LIFE VEST". When we are done, the next moment, they ushered us out of the door and pushed us down this rubber slide, the kind u see when planes evacuate people. Either its my own luck, own absent-mindedness, or their negligence, I got a fucking abrasion when I slid down that slide.
They did not tell us to cross our hands when we slide down, nobody else did it, and I forgot to do it. Thus this mishap. Of course I did not whine about it cos it was totally redundant and pussy to do so. Moreover its jus a superficial wound. However it does look like a knife slash.
When my friends saw my knife slash, they enquired the details. I just said that some gangster told me that if I allowed him to slash me, he will give me $30. Apparently some ppl did believe it for a while there... Laughable..
Anyway just for sheer waiting and some quick sliding down to this mega rubber raft (which leaked for a moment cos nobody covered one opening) , I got $30 for 3 hrs of work. Cool!!
Omit the abrasions and I may just do slides till university starts.
posted by S|M0nG at
10:36:00 AM
1 Comments:
ARGH. I'm trying so hard not to burst out laughing in the middle of the lecture. I'm looking like a total retard smiling to myself at my laptop screen and it's all your fault!
Hahahahahahahaha this is like the funniest entry EVER. "Omit the abrasions and I may just do slides till university starts." HAHAHAHAHA. You...do the funniest, random-est things, and say the funniest, random-est things. :D
And um, that lie you came up with to explain your wound...is...so...wu liao. :P I can't believe there were people who believed it.
I'm so not listening to the lecturer.
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January 9, 2007 at 10:53:00 AM GMT+8
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