B|tch$ is S|M0nG?

Just for the record, Im not as bitchy as I sound online. (I dun even bitch in real life) Strange tt two of my close frens can agree tt I am unanimously. True its quite lamenting and all online. Initially I dun even noe y I do it. Thus I did a little introspection.

BitchY told me it could be a manifestation of the inner self (to put it in more cheem terms). I SERIOUSLY doubt so. Im not those kind of weirdos seen on the street with totally split personalities and all. Even though I m capable of the splits but I seriously doubt the bitchiness is inbuilt in me.

Then I realised the true reason behind my bitching online. (And probably why so many ppl are doing it as well) Its cos we can do this without getting caught. Its like what Dorothy said: Why does a dog lick its balls? Because it CAN. (U dun see dogs getting handcuffed for tt rite). Same here. Nobody will get screwed jus bcos he is screwing (in words) another person online. Unless tt person goes overboard by labelling and naming the person. Otherwise, online bitching (usually disguised by the term "blogging") is pretty common and safe. Thus the practice.

Another possible reason is probably entertainment value. I dunno maybe.. So that readers wont doze off half way.

I do think these r the reasons for the bitchy me online. Since I know myself this is not the true me, and I dun portray it, its not here to stay... Exclusively online. Hope this vanquishes some misconceptions around.